Remember when we were worried that Obama would lose Florida? Or that Florida was turning into a red state?
After all, with Hillary winning Florida during the primaryish thing that was held, and with the whole delegate craziness... not to mention bad feelings the remain from the Democrats 2000 and 2004 losses... well, Florida sure seemed out of reach for a while there... up until... today.
Yes, today. In a single fell swoop, John Sidney McCain, savior of the Democratic party, gave the Democrats Florida's electoral votes in 08, plus -- most likely -- another Senate seat in 10, and the Governor's mansion.
The answer, Encyclopedia Brown style, after the jump.
Today, thinking that America's desperate hatred of the current Administration's energy policy -- and its resultant record-high gas prices -- means that America wants giant oil platforms off the Florda coast. From the Miami Herald:
WASHINGTON -- Sen. John McCain plans to call Tuesday for lifting the ban on offshore oil and gas drilling along much of the U.S. coastline -- but would give states like Florida veto power over opening up their shores.McCain, who plans to unveil his proposal in detail Tuesday, said Monday that lifting the decades-old moratorium should be a ''very high priority'' with gas prices soaring.
Seasoned political partisans, like ourselves, found ourselves awakening not to this sweltering June day but to something far more Dickensian:
Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious. Glorious!'What's to-day?' cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.
'Eh?' returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.
'What's to-day, my fine fellow?' said Scrooge.
'To-day?' replied the boy. 'Why, Christmas Day.'
Yes! It's Christmas! And Santa McClaus left us Florida under the tree. I'll let Politico take the credit for this awesome quote:
"Before $4.25-per-gallon gas, this would have been like pulling a pin on a grenade and rolling it into the state," said David Johnson, the former executive director of the Florida Republican Party. "It would have been a fool's errand to recommend it. It was never, ever a thing that a smart politician would have done in Florida."
And, until today, no smart politician did. After all, here is Governor Charlie Crist just last week:
Question: Gov. are you dropping your opposition to drilling for oil off of Florida's coast?"I am not," he replied.
Question: There's also talk of drilling off Florida's coast.
Crist: Who's talking about that?
Question: What do you think about it?
Crist: "No. 1, I don't like it. But nor do I like the price of gas. I don't think the people of Florida are enjoying it, I know they don't. I know they're very frustrated.
Like a little chick emerging from his once 'ironclad' opposition to drilling shell, Crist peeks through that little crack and... voila! From the Miami Herald:
TALLAHASSEE -- Describing his position as evolving, Gov. Charlie Crist said he now supports exploratory drilling for oil and gas off Florida's coast because ``Floridians are suffering.''''When you're paying over $4 a gallon for gas, you have to wonder whether there might be additional resources to bring that price down,'' Crist said.
The governor said he ''applauds'' Republican presidential candidate John McCain for calling for a lifting of the ban on offshore oil drilling off most of the nation's coastline.
And what about Senator Mel "Sciavo" Martinez? He's on board too...
Ken Lundberg, a spokesman for Senator Mel Martinez, a Republican who has worked with Nelson to fend off efforts to explore the coast, said Martinez was "very sympathetic to the desire to increase domestic production" and was interested in seeing the details of McCain's plan.
Oh, the gifts of the season. But why, oh, why would such a gift be bestowed upon Democrats? Maybe some polling might explain it. The Politico:
Myrick and others pointed to a new Rasmussen Reports survey -- conducted before McCain announced his proposal on Monday -- which found that 67 percent of voters believed drilling should be allowed off the coasts of California, Florida and other states. Only 18 percent disagreed and 15 percent were undecided. According to the poll, conservative and moderate voters strongly support offshore drilling, while liberals are more evenly divided: 46 percent of liberals favor drilling; 37 percent oppose it.
OOooh, national support! Unless there's a plan to do away with the electoral college in McCain's Energy Plan, he's really screwed it here. The thing is, most Americans realized during the push to drill in ANWR that getting more oil for the oil companies isn't what will bring down gas prices. The fact that, 8 years after promising to drain the polar bears of all their sweet, light crude our oil-baron executive branch has only watched gas prices shoot through the roof has really driven, so to speak, the point home.
That's why you've seen the GOP attempts to turn offshore drilling into a NATIONAL SECURITY LOOK OUT RUN issue, thanks to recent, verifiably false, efforts by Dick Cheney and other GOPers to push a "China is drilling off Cuba" meme, that was resoundingly discredited by the likes of and embarrassed Sen. Martinez. Still, you can see where this is heading... national polls, blame Cuba... surely it's a win for McCain! Politico:
We have 1,300 square miles of coastline here and our whole culture and identity is tied to our coastline," said Holly Binns, field director for Environment Florida, an environmental advocacy group that opposes offshore oil drilling. "This is a state where if you don't understand how deep the connections are to our identity and our culture, you could step on a landmine. This could be one of those cases."
I PROMISE YOU once the tourism industry gets their fangs in this -- offshore drilling is anathema to the tourism industry in Florida and California..., the idea will be as dead in the water as all the sealife is in the footage of oil spills they'll use in the ads against lifting the offshore drilling ban.
And, quite likely, so will the political futures of the Florida GOP who, for want of staying on message with McCain, went back on their own, on-the-record, never-say-budge support for the ban.
UPDATE: Oh this will help. George Midas Bush's golden touch will surely launch this issues straight into the hearts and minds of America: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/offshore_oil;_ylt=AoNvGl5y9ecXroInOosk6sGs0NUEWASHINGTON - President Bush plans to make a renewed push Wednesday to get Congress to end a long-standing ban on offshore oil and gas drilling, echoing a call by GOP presidential candidate John McCain.It's Christmas and Channukah and My Crummy December Birthday all rolled into one!
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